sikoi:

evilmario666:

h34vybottom:

evilmario666:

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you’d like to share?

Autism

hollowboobtheory:

free my woman she did all that but be honest it was kinda girlboss of her

powerburial:

you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by

depsidase:

duckdotcom:

jame7t:

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

softlypause:

catradoraism:

academicssay:

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

leolaroot:

doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I’m being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people

froody:

froody:

froody:

I need him so bad it’s unreal

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

madnessofmen:

machine-saint:

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better